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Prescription Glasses

Total Wit

$95.00

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15 - Purple and Fuschia Multi-Stripe Front and Milky White Temples
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    Premium, Italian-designed acetate

    Optical-grade lenses

    Best-in-class
    customer service

    90-day,
    risk-free returns

    Meet our Total Wit prescription glasses, designed for those who have been described as too clever for their own good. We say there's no such thing. These classically round frames are not only flattering on most faces, but also feature paddle temples for easy adjustments throughout the day. Whether you're reading a novel or scrolling through your phone, Total Wit will keep up with your wit and style effortlessly.

    With their anti-reflective and nearly shatter-proof lenses, Total Wit will keep up with your superior wit and stellar style effortlessly.

    For those who prefer a more traditional temple design, our Waylaid frames offer a similar shape with typical temples.

    Free U.S. Shipping On Orders $75+.
    Not instant gratification, but close.

    90-Day Returns.
    A chinchilla can make a baby in 90 days. We figure that's plenty of time for you to decide if you want to keep your glasses.

    Items in the Sale Collection are final sale — no returns or exchanges.

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    Frame Measurements

    Frame width
    Lens width
    Lens height
    Bridge width
    Temple length
    A Average 135 mm 45 mm 37 mm 24 mm 145 mm
    A Average
    Frame width 135 mm
    Lens width 45 mm
    Lens height 37 mm
    Bridge width 24 mm
    Temple length 145 mm

    Frame Size Scale

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    Our Story.

    Drugstores were full of cheap readers and optical retailers carried expensive designer frames, but there were no options in the gulf between. Enter eyebobs.

    Our Difference.

    We painstakingly select the very best materials, like luxury acetate, comfortable spring hinges, and best-in-class, optical quality lenses.

    Our Promise.

    We won’t take “meh” for an answer. If your life hasn’t been changed by one of our frames, our job has yet to be done.